Hello. If Johnathan Rand is reading this, the blog is meant to be a joke. We are not putting you down. We think that it is fantastic that you have found something that makes you and tons of children happy. That is nice. You seem like a nice person, and we are too, but all this blog is are jokes.
This blog is meant to be read by teens and adults. Children are not getting the full book and are only recieving brief, comical reviews. (Don't cheat your way through an AR test by reading the summaries, because it won't work.)
Johnathan Rand, we are old enough to know that your books are not meant for kids our age. Kids love your books. That is fine. We are just too old for it.
By the way, I am not interested in lawsuits, so all of you con artists or people with low intellectual quotients (IQs, also known as intelligence quotient) that the "million dollar question" is not an actual prize of one million dolllars if you get the question right. It is a joke. Don't ridicule me, it happens. This disclaimer is to show you some commonly asked questions and their answers. Also, view the older posts. They are funny, not to toot our own horn.
This blog is meant to be read by teens and adults. Children are not getting the full book and are only recieving brief, comical reviews. (Don't cheat your way through an AR test by reading the summaries, because it won't work.)
Johnathan Rand, we are old enough to know that your books are not meant for kids our age. Kids love your books. That is fine. We are just too old for it.
By the way, I am not interested in lawsuits, so all of you con artists or people with low intellectual quotients (IQs, also known as intelligence quotient) that the "million dollar question" is not an actual prize of one million dolllars if you get the question right. It is a joke. Don't ridicule me, it happens. This disclaimer is to show you some commonly asked questions and their answers. Also, view the older posts. They are funny, not to toot our own horn.
DON'T SUE US, WE ARE JOKESTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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